Why writing software is like moving

Me and my brother helped my mom move over the weekend.  Advice for movers and software developers:

  • Don’t move anything you don’t actually want or need.  Throw out your SAT study guide, your old copies of Maxim, the Michigan starter jacket, the annotated James Joyce that you’ve never read but impresses people.
  • Invite the right number of people.  It’s a sinking feeling to show up and find out that you and your friend are going to move the whole house.  It’s fun, but not terribly productive to show up and find 7 other people there – you end up spending a lot of time paging through other people’s books, or drinking, or both.
  • Pack before people show up.  Nothing kills me more than showing up to help a friend move to find that they haven’t done the prep work.  I don’t want to show up at 9:00 to find that I’m supposed to help you pack your t-shirts.
  • Figure out how to load the truck before lifting anything.  If it turns out that you don’t have enough room then you will waste a lot of time moving stuff around, or worse yet, leaving stuff behind.  Taking more than one trip is disastrous.  That second trip is never very fun.
  • Wrap fragile items, or items with sharp edges.  It’s worth the extra time.  Once the truck starts moving objects will tend to bump into each other so it’s wise to protect the ones that might break.
  • Do the heavy stuff first.  That way you’ll know if you’ve got enough room in the truck, besides, it’s better for morale.
  • Don’t try to do it all by yourself.  Yes, you have superhuman strength, and that ottoman isn’t all that heavy.  But if you’ve got help then why not take advantage.
  • Spring for the extra five bucks and unhook the dolly.  Then you can stack up all those boxes of books and move them in one trip.
  • When you get to the new place, just worry about getting the boxes out of the truck and into the right rooms.  Worry about arranging the furniture and unpacking boxes later.

And – the appropriate payment is always a six pack.

Author: natebrix

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